Friday, October 28, 2005

Red Carpet, White Sox

CHICAGO -- The party was in full swing.

Two days after the White Sox swept Houston for their first World Series title since 1917, the team hit Chicago's streets Friday for a ticker-tape parade and rally.

Double-decker buses filled with players, coaches and their families left U.S. Cellular Field as hundreds of fans cheered. And they kept cheering all the way to the Loop for a celebration and a parade. There, one after another, the players and team officials took turns thanking the fans.

"Chicago, second city no more," said Paul Konerko, the first baseman who brought team owner Jerry Reinsdorf to tears when he presented him the ball he caught for the last out of the World Series.

"Getting this ball from Paul Konerko is the most emotional moment of my life," Reinsdorf said.

One of the first to speak was Frank Thomas, for years the team's best player, but who missed much of the season and all of the playoffs with an injury.

"Chicago should really appreciate this and understand what this is all about," said Thomas, who was handed the World Series trophy by general manager Kenny Williams. "This is the pinnacle."

Mayor Richard Daley, a lifelong White Sox fan, clearly agreed.

"I am pleased to say 2005 world champs, the Chicago White Sox," he shouted to the crowd.

The fans, many of whom had waited for hours and were streaming into downtown even as the players were appearing on the "Oprah Winfrey Show," roared with every player introduction. Tens of thousands of fans, sporting black, white and silver White Sox hats, jerseys and jackets, packed the downtown area.

Many waved team flags, black and white balloons, white socks, their faces painted black and white. Others clamored onto light poles and utility boxes for a better view of the ceremony, while dozens stood perched on the oversized windowsills of City Hall along the parade route.

Children with faces painted black and white stood shoulder to shoulder with officer workers in suits and ties, straining for a glimpse of the players.

"We all woke up at 6 a.m. and we painted our faces and we came down here," said Jimmy Aguayo, 16, of Steamwood, who skipped school with four friends to attend the rally. "We got a spot against the rail, we saw our favorite players, we took pictures and it was just fantastic."

Across the Chicago River, hundreds of fans lined the top level of a parking garage for a view. Above the crowd, office workers looked on from high rises, some pressing White Sox signs to their windows. And above them, F-16s flew over as part of the tribute to the team.

Andy Wilson, like many of the tens of thousands who turned downtown into a giant block party, was playing hooky from work to take part in a celebration of a championship that he still doesn't quite believe really happened.

Exhausted from staying up late into the night to watch the games on television -- something that didn't even exist the last time the White Sox won the World Series -- Wilson said it may not be until this winter when the White Sox victory sinks in.

"When I'm at a bar enjoying a beer, saying 'our world champion Chicago White Sox,' that's when it's really going to hit me."

It hadn't quite sunk in for Williams, either.

"It's really kind of overwhelming," he said before the team left U.S. Cellular Field for the Loop.
Steve Perry, who co-wrote the song the White Sox took as their theme, "Don't Stop Believin," was also on hand and led the team in a rendition of the song.

"They've always believed," Perry said.

Konerko talked about how many didn't believe the team could do what it did. He thought about how the players might be able to win over doubters.

"The only thing I could come up with is maybe we'll have to do this one more time next year," he said.
From the Associated Press

Rangers Sign Padres Catcher

Padres lose one minor leaguer


The San Diego Padres had placed a priority on re-signing Nick Trzesniak but were not willing to meet the money that the Texas Rangers threw at the catcher.

Nick Trzesniak signed with the Texas Rangers on Wednesday night, netting a deal that will pay him 12K/month guaranteed with an invite to Big League camp.

According to a league source, the deal blew away any other offers even after the Trzesniak camp went back to the Padres to give them one last go at bringing him back in the fold.

Trzesniak is noted for his work behind the plate defensively and emerged in 2005 with the stick. After hitting .249 in the Southern League, Trzesniak batted .380 over 24 games in Triple-A Portland.

It will be interesting to see if the Padres bring in another catcher to take over regular duties in Portland or move highly touted catching prospect George Kottaras up to Triple-A. Kottaras played in just 29 games for Double-A Mobile last year.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Sports Picks up to Halloween

Sports Picks up to Halloween

Friday
Stars (5-3-1) vs. Oilers (3-6-1)
Stars beat Oilers earlier this month in Edmonton. Look to see them do it again but in Dallas. Stars 4-2.

Saturday
Stars (5-3-1) vs. Coyotes (4-6-1)
Should be a good game. Dallas will be playing a back-to-back and Tyson Nash looks really good. Coyotes and Stars tie: 3-3

FC Dallas (13-10-11) vs. Rapids (13-7-13)
The records are actually Wins-Draws-Loses, by the way. In the point system, Dallas is ahead of them by 3 points. They are playing here, and honestly, the Rapids just stink on the road (3-4-9) with a winning percentage of .313. Dallas, however, has a winning percentage of .656 at home. Dallas is going to tear them a new head: 3-1. Yes, that’s tearing a new head in the world of Soccer.

Sunday
Cowboys (4-3) vs. Cardinals (2-4)
As far as points scored, Dallas doesn’t look all that bad. But, I am not all that impressed personally. The reason the ‘boys have won what they have is because the defense is stellar. The defense, however, seems to give up with the remainder of the 4th quarter to go… it varies game to game. I think that Dallas’ offense will be average at best during this game and Arizona will be held down a bit. Josh McCown has shown spark with a 2-1 mark in his last three and the game the Cards lost was by 4 to Carolina (4-2). I think if Arizona is in the game going into the final quarter, they realistically have a chance. And looking at the Cowboys season, they more than likely will be very much into the game at that point in time. The problem with Arizona is the rushing game. Arizona has not had a leading rusher over 54 yards. So the Cowboys will be thinking pass on just about every down and that will hurt Arizona’s chances in the long “run.” (Pun not intended, but in a way, it is) Cowboys take this one: 20-17.

Panthers (4-2) vs. Vikings (2-4)
In what is shaping up to be a very good division for the NFC South, Carolina stands as third. Delhomme, Foster, and Peppers are on the injured list. Delhomme is the one I am concerned about. Vikes are 0-3 on the road and Cats are 2-1 at home. Cats are coming off a well needed bye, and that will give them the well needed edge. Culpepper throws an interception 6% of the time. So, for every 20 passes, 1 is a pick. For every touchdown he throws, he connects twice to his opponent. Panthers 24-20.

Bears (3-3) vs. Lions (3-3)
The battle for the top. At least in their division. Chicago gives up only 11 points a game. Bears, however, are 0-2 on the road this year. The Liars, I mean Lions, are 2-1 at home. Where is Barry? On average, the Bears give up 15 points a game on the road. The two have played already this year, Bears destroying Detroit 38-6. Well, I don’t see that this time, but I do see the Bears taking this one. Look for Jones to be Barry re-incarnated. The guy has 3 games already over 130 yards! I think he takes that Pink Floyd song a little seriously (Run! Run! Run…). The thing, though is the Bears passing game… or lack there of. Bears win this one: 20-10.

White Sox Champs!

White Sox end 88-year drought, sweep Astros to win World Series

For now, though, the Windy City can celebrate the White Sox, the team from the South Side who hadn't won a Series since 1917 and hadn't played in one since 1959. No longer will they be remembered for Shoeless Joe Jackson's Black Sox, who threw the 1919 Series against Cincinnati, but rather as champions -- improbable as that might seem.

Chicago's sweep, its eighth straight postseason win and 16th in 17 games overall, made it only the second team to go through the postseason 11-1 since the extra round of playoffs was added in 1995, joining the 1999 Yankees. But the White Sox fans didn't get to enjoy a single celebration in person: The division title and all three rounds of the postseason were won on the road, a baseball first.

Astros players were stone-faced, then came out to wave to their fans and throw caps into the seats. Houston was 0-for-11 with runners in scoring position on the night and 10-for-48 (.208) in the Series, and the Astros were shut out for the final 15 innings, stranding 18 runners.

So, it will be the Rangers vs. the Cubs next year? Stranger things…

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Philly with No Kicker

The Philadelphia “No Kicker” Eagles today announced they have claimed K Jose Cortez off waivers from the Dallas Cowboys. To make room on the 53-man roster, the Eagles released K Todd France.

Cortez (5-11, 200) spent the first seven weeks of the 2005 season with the Cowboys and connected on 12 of 16 field goal attempts and 13 of 14 extra point attempts for 49 points. He nailed a game-winning, 45-yard field goal in overtime to defeat the New York Giants on October 16.

Cortez originally signed as a rookie free agent by Cleveland in 1999 and spent time with the New York Giants (1999), San Francisco (2002), Washington (2002), Minnesota (2003-04). During his career, he has appeared in 48 games and has totaled 253 points, connecting on 53 of 73 field goal attempts and 94 of 95 extra points.

Born in San Vincente, El Salvador, the 30-year-old Cortez moved to the United States as a teenager. He attended Van Nuys (CA) High School before attending Los Angeles Valley College. He transferred to Oregon State, where he lettered for two seasons.

(Chuck, you can have him.)

Credit Card Scam

You can verify this at snopes.com.

WARNING: New Credit Card Scam

Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; THEY already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself.

My husband was called on Wednesday from "VISA," and I was called on Thursday from “MasterCard."

The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge Number is 12460 your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I’m calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497.99 from a Marketing company based in Arizona?"

When you say "No," the caller continues with, "Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to $497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards. Before your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your address), is that correct?" You say "yes." The caller continues - "I will be starting a Fraud investigation.

If you have any questions, you should call the 1- 800 number listed on the back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security. You will need to refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit number. "Do you need me to read it again?"

Here's the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works. The caller then says, "I need to verify you are in possession of your card."

He'll ask you to "turn your card over and look for some numbers". There are 7 numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number; the next 3 are the security Numbers' that verify you are the possessor of the card. These are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove you have the card. The caller will ask you to read the 3 numbers to him. After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he'll say, "That is correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or stolen, and that you still have your card. Do you have any other questions?" After you say No, the caller then thanks you and states, "Don't hesitate to call back if you do," and hangs up.

You actually say very little, and they never ask for or tell you the Card number. But after we were called on Wednesday, we called back within 20 minutes to ask a question. Are we glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department told us it was a scam and in the last 15 minutes a new purchase of $497.99 was charged to our card.

Long story made short - we made a real fraud report and closed the VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number. What the scammers want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don't give it to them. Instead, tell them you'll call VISA or Master card directly for verification of their conversation.

The real VISA told us that they will never ask for anything on the card as they already know the information since they issued the card! If you give the scammers your 3 Digit PIN Number, you think you're receiving a credit. However, by the time you get your statement you'll see charges for purchases you didn't make, and by then it's almost too late and/or more difficult to actually file a fraud report.

What makes this more remarkable is that on Thursday, I got a call from a "Jason Richardson of MasterCard" with a word-for-word repeat of the VISA scam. This time I didn't let him finish. I hung up! We filed a Police report as instructed by VISA. The police said they are taking several of these reports daily! They also urged us to tell everybody we know that this scam is happening.

Please pass this on to all your family and friends. By informing each other, we protect each other.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Cowboys Cut Cortez

IRVING, Texas (Ticker) - A day after missing a 29-yard field goal, Jose “I Can’t Feel My Legs” Cortez has been released by the Dallas Cowboys.

Cortez was signed this season to replace Billy Cundiff, who was injured and then released in the preseason.

"There were just too many problems, too many erratic things," Cowboys coach Bill Parcells said of his decision to cut Cortez.

Dallas signed kicker Shaun Suisham off the practice squad to replace Cortez on the roster.

Cortez paid the price for a painful 13-10 loss to Seattle on Sunday. The Cowboys held a 7-3 lead when Cortez missed a 29-yard field goal attempt early in the fourth quarter. He hit a 21-yard field goal with 2:06 left to increase the lead to 10-3.

However, the Seahawks tied the game on a one-yard touchdown pass from Matt Hasselbeck to tight end Ryan Hannam with 40 seconds remaining.

Drew Bledsoe then made a critical mistake for the Cowboys, throwing a pass that was intercepted by cornerback Jordan Babineaux and returned 25 yards to the Dallas 32.

Josh Brown then kicked a 50-yard field goal as time expired to lift Seattle to the win.

The loss dropped the Cowboys (4-3) into last place in the NFC East.

Cortez made 12-of-16 field goals this season, but just 3-of-6 from beyond 40 yards. He had kicked a 45-yard field goal 3:47 into overtime in Dallas' 16-13 win over the New York Giants the previous week.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

NFL Player of the Week

Cowboys cornerback garners NFL Player of the Week honors for his play Sunday against the Giants.

CB ANTHONY HENRY, DALLAS COWBOYS

Anthony Henry was a top performer on a Dallas defense that rose to the occasion in an NFC East contest against the New York Giants, helping the Cowboys to an exciting 16-13 overtime victory at Texas Stadium. Henry led the team with seven tackles and four passes defensed, adding one interception and forcing a fumble, as the Cowboys held the Giants to their lowest scoring output of the season.

Henry's third quarter interception was the first off New York quarterback Eli Manning since Sept. 11 and ended a Giants scoring threat at the Dallas 1-yard line. Henry forced a fumble later in the third quarter that was recovered by the Cowboys and led to a field goal attempt. The Dallas defense limited New York to 179 passing yards on the day.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Game SIX of the NLCS

Game SIX of the NLCS

Houston (3-2) vs. Saint Louis (2-3)

Oswalt vs. Mulder – Oswalt is a 20 game winner. Mulder won 16. Mulder has only a 3-3 playoff record despite an impressive 1.91 ERA in six starts, having walked eight and struck out 27 in 37 2-3 innings. Oswalt is 3-0 in six career postseason outings. Though St. Louis beat the right-hander twice this season, including once in July when they defeated Andy Pettitte, him and Clemens in order, Oswalt has beaten the Cardinals with strong seven-inning efforts the last two times he's faced them -- both at Busch Stadium. Oswalt has been better than Mulder, with fewer walks in the reg, more K’s, and a better ERA. Mulder, this season is 1-1 with a 2.48 ERA against the Astros, and the Astros hit only .215 this year. Oswalt, this year, is 1-2 with a 5.21 ERA against the Cards. Oswalt is a feast market for the Cards. Pujols does the most damage, but there are plenty others on the list who do him harm. The meat of the Astros lineup does pretty well against the Cards, as well. This could be who has the worst pitching for the game tonight, but if they start to stink it up, I would say the manager is going to pull them quick. And to be honest, I don’t see them stinking it up. Numbers don’t lie except to me, based on my predictions history… oh well, but when I am not wrong, then I am right, right? So the intangibles would be this: The Cards are a little hot after being lucky in Game 5, but I don’t see another breakdown in Lidge or the Astros. Mulder may be impressive, but he isn’t all that lucky in the playoffs. Oswalt plays well in the pressure, based on his 3-0 mark in the post. I say that Houston wraps up this one tonight. And as for a prediction on the score, let’s say 5-2. Houston hasn’t scored more than 4 runs in this series, and tonight they will truly break out the offense, along with the pitching and D muscles they have already flexed.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

The A's Talk to Orel

The A's requested permission to speak to Texas pitching coach Orel Hershiser and have received it from the Rangers, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.

"I want to work with people who have high aspirations,'' Hershiser told the paper. “This [interview process] is a normal part of life in baseball -- these opportunities come up from time to time. But I'm still excited about the opportunity to be the Rangers' pitching coach.''

Hershiser had two complete-game victories against the A's when the Dodgers won the 1998 World Series.

The A's have already talked to their bullpen coach Bob Geren and third-base coach Ron Washington.

Please, please, please don’t leave!!! You’ve helped the pitching tremendously already!!! We need you when the Rangers move forward and get some better pitchers in here!!! And defecting to the A’s is not the answer!!!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Yahoo Sports: Braves and the Astros

Roger Clemens could see the Houston "Beat the Braves Again?" Astros were running out of pitchers.

``As the game went longer and longer, Phil finally came up to me and said get ready and get your spikes on. I may need you,'' the 43-year-old ace said. ``Sometimes he jokes with me, but I knew he meant it.''

Clemens came out of the bullpen to boost his team, then Chris Burke ended the longest postseason game in baseball history with a home run in the 18th inning, lifting the Astros over the Atlanta "Choke Early and Often" Braves 7-6 Sunday and into the NL championship series.

Well, once again I predict, and once again, I am a little off. But it makes for fun in the prediction realm. At this point, I want the White Sox to take it all. My wife has pulled me to the dark side.

From the News: Philly and the Boys

So much for the Dallas Cowboys following their season-long script of playing conservatively and trying to win late. Coach Bill Parcells unleashed his team from the start and they stomped the Philadelphia "Boy, do they Suck" Eagles.

Drew Bledsoe led the suddenly risky Cowboys to two early touchdowns and scores on six of their first seven drives, and the defense shut down Donovan McNabb and the league's top offense in a stunning 33-10 victory Sunday.

``You play like that, you've got a chance to beat anybody,'' coach Bill Parcells said.

Dallas (3-2) had lost nine of 10 to Philadelphia and spent the first month of this season using a ball-control approach, resulting in every game being decided in the final minutes. Parcells hinted to expect more of the same -- and the Eagles apparently fell for it.

Sucking in the defense with play action, Bledsoe hit Terry Glenn for completions of 18, 16 and 15 yards within the game's first four snaps. The last one put the Cowboys up 7-0. Minutes later, Bledsoe and Glenn connected on a 39-yard touchdown that made it 14-0.

After not scoring a point in the first quarter all season, Dallas was up 17-0 before Philadelphia (3-2) even had a first down.

Hey, I got this from the yahoo sports website... is that harsh! OK, so maybe I did a little adding to this clip, but it makes for fun reading!

Friday, October 07, 2005

Daniels Becomes Youngest GM

Daniels becomes youngest GM after Hart resigns from Rangers
By STEPHEN HAWKINS, AP Sports Writer

ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) -- As a kid, Jon Daniels used to read the transactions to see how teams were being built before he even looked at the box scores.

Now he'll be the one making the moves for the Texas Rangers as the youngest general manager in major league history.

John Hart resigned Tuesday after a disappointing four-year stint that failed to get the Rangers back into the playoffs. He was replaced by Daniels, who at 28 years, 41 days, was about 10 months younger than Theo Epstein when he became Boston's GM on Nov. 25, 2002.

``It didn't take me long to realize my future wasn't going to be on the field,'' Daniels said. ``So this is what I have aspired to for quite a while.''

Two years after graduating from Cornell University with a degree in applied economics and management, Daniels worked under GM Dan O'Dowd in Colorado in 2001. He took an entry-level job with the Rangers the next year, and was promoted to assistant general manager in 2004.

``As I got in the business world and did some things, I thought if I'm going to commit myself to something, I'm going to commit myself to something I love,'' Daniels said. ``I hope to keep moving forward with this club. .. The last four years have been a whirlwind learning curve for me.''

Hart's resignation came two days after the Rangers finished 79-83, their third losing season in four years under Hart and their fifth since winning their last AL West title in 1999. He will remain a team consultant.

Cleveland won six division titles and twice went to the World Series under Hart through 2001. But the Rangers contended just once during Hart's tenure, in 2004 when they were 89-73 and finished just three games out of first.

``I feel, no question, it's on the right track. I also feel that there's a disappointment that it didn't work out,'' Hart said. ``It's a disappointment I have to carry with me.''

Rangers owner Tom Hicks was adamant that Hart decided to retire, and wasn't pushed out.

``This is something that has been openly talked about on a very planned basis,'' Hicks said. ``John Hart did resign, period.''

Daniels was targeted as a likely successor last year soon after Hicks, with the help of manager Buck Showalter, persuaded Hart to stay through 2005, a season longer than his original contract.

``J.D. is a special talent. He has a brilliant baseball mind. You get to know him, you'll see why I made the decision,'' Hicks said. ``There are some other young general managers out there in the game today. They've had success with a new approach.''

Hicks also considered that three other current GMs had previously worked with Hart. They are Cleveland's Mark Shapiro, Paul DePodesta of the Los Angeles Dodgers and O'Dowd.

``Jon fits right into that mold,'' Hart said. ``He has qualities that you look for in a leader and he has the respect of everyone in the organization.''

Showalter was the youngest manager when he took over the New York Yankees at age 35 in October 1991. He already trusts his new boss after many late-night conversations they've had about the Rangers during the past year.

``He's a special young man. He's sharp and has great people skills,'' Showalter said. ``He's a quick learner. J.D. will make the decisions, and most of the time he's been right.''

Hart brought in Showalter, who last year was the AL manager of the year.

The first big free agent signing for Hart was pitcher Chan Ho Park to a $65 million, five-year contract, but Park made just 68 starts in 3 1/2 injury-plagued seasons before being traded to San Diego this summer.

Hart let perennial All-Star catcher Ivan Rodriguez become a free agent after the 2002 season, and just before spring training in 2004 traded AL MVP Alex Rodriguez to the Yankees for Alfonso Soriano. One of his last official acts as GM was notifying Kenny Rogers this week that the team would not bring the 40-year-old left-hander back next season.

The Rangers still have young infielders Michael Young, Hank Blalock and Mark Teixeira -- all who have been All-Stars like Soriano. All were acquired before Hart's arrival, though he signed Young and Blalock to contract extensions.

``We have a number of core players in place. We need to have a good offseason and build on the good core,'' Daniels said. ``I'm exciting about leading and continuing in the right direction. .. But it's not a secret that we need to improve a number of areas on this club, specifically the pitching staff.''

Johnny: I think I am going to like J.D. He wants pitching? In Texas? What a concept!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Swing Away: Mavs Have Options

Swing away: Mavs have options
By EDDIE SEFKO / Dallas Morning News

Judging from the bulging e-mail supply, the hottest topic on anybody’s mind is whether Doug Christie is assured the starting spot vacated by Michael Finley.

The answer is, most likely, yes.

Avery Johnson hasn’t etched anything in stone. But he wants to give Christie the chance to set a tone early in games for the Mavericks’ defense. This is not necessarily bad news for Jerry Stackhouse if he’s coming off the bench.

He may be the finisher at shooting guard, even if he’s not the starter.

Given their druthers, any player would rather be on the court at crunch time rather than the opening tip. And Stackhouse is a pro. He might prefer starting. But if he’s getting between 25 and 30 minutes a game, it won’t matter in the long run. And with injuries always a concern, he may end up starting some games, anyway.

For the second season in a row, the Mavericks will have plenty of players at the swing positions. Stackhouse, Christie, Josh Howard, Marquis Daniels, Josh Powell and Rawle Marshall all can play the two and/or three spots.

It’s a good problem to have, especially if somebody like Daniels shakes off the injury bug and makes a nice leap this season. He could easily be the wild card for this team.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Lone Ranger

Lone Ranger by Tom Verducci (Sports Ill.)

The decision by Texas manager Buck Showalter to sit or pull his four best players in the final game of the season will be moot in a matter of days except for one possible scenario: the Yankees lose the Division Series to the Angels in five games, the last in Anaheim. Should that happen, Showalter's decisions and New York's whining about them will be debated anew.

Let's get one thing straight: New York blew the home-field advantage in its ALDS against the Angels by mailing in a 10-1 loss to Boston Sunday. Yankees manager Joe Torre prioritized correctly when he saved veteran pitcher Mike Mussina for Game 1; winning a playoff game is more important than playing for a home game that might not ever occur. The poor outing by Jaret Wright only underscored the horrible miscalculation last winter by George Steinbrenner's Tampa posse that they would rather have Wright than Jon Lieber, Matt Clement or even Eric Milton.

So the Yankees put themselves in the uncomfortable position of needing help from another team. The Rangers were leading the Angels, 4-1, when Showalter removed Mark Teixeira, Hank Blalock and Michael Young in the third inning. Alfonso Soriano did not play. Los Angeles came back against the Texas bullpen and won the game and earned the home-field advantage for the first round.

I admit I didn't like the moves at face value. Here was a game with playoff implications, and Showalter did not play it as he would a typical game. And what's the big deal about pulling your stars off the field so they get a nice thank-you ovation from the fans, a deserved "cookie" as Showalter called it? If I'm a Rangers fan and bought a ticket I want to see those guys actually hit four or five times, not walk off the field in the third inning. The third inning!

After talking with members of the Texas staff, including Showalter, however, I understand why he ran the game the way that he did and why the Yankees have no complaint.

Soriano, for instance, played the last month of the season with an injured leg and asked not to play in the finale. What's the manager supposed to do when a guy already has played hurt and asks for a day off -- tell him to suck it up and try to win for the Yankees, the team that traded him?

Teixeira came out of the game after he pushed his average above .300. Another out would have left him at .300, but only if his average was rounded up. A legit .300 season deserves to be protected. Happens all the time.

What about Blalock and Young? They deserved equal treatment to Soriano and Teixeira. The four of them are the foundation of the team. And if the manager believes that letting them take a bow in the final game is a meaningful show of thanks and support -- not just by the fans, but more important, by the manager -- he has that right. Showalter replaced them after they each reached base, not knowing if they would get on base again and miss out on such an opportunity.

Showalter made all of those decisions in the best interests of the Texas Rangers, a mission which happens to be at the top of his job description. When you put your fate in the hands of another team, as the Yankees did and even as the Red Sox did (the White Sox liberally rested regulars against Cleveland but swept the series, anyway), you cannot demand that the other team operate the way you think it should.

Rangers to name new General Manager

Rangers to name new GM
Hart moves to consultant role, will be replaced by 28-year-old Daniels
By RICHARD DURRETT / Dallas Morning News

Jon Daniels is the new Rangers general manager, according to a club official.

The team will announce at a 5 p.m. news conference today that John Hart is moving into a consultant role and the 28-year-old Daniels will take his place as general manager.

Hart was Rangers GM for four years. His best season was 2004, when the team went 89-73 and finished third in the American League West. But with expectations high heading into this season, the Rangers struggled, going 79-83.

Hart made the decision after meetings the last two days with owner Tom Hicks.

Daniels will become the youngest GM in baseball. And he’s not the first to be hired at the age of 28. Theo Epstein was that young when he was hired by the Red Sox in 2002. Yankees GM Brian Cashman was 30 when he got the job in 1998.

Daniels, who earned a degree in applied economics and management from Cornell in 1999, joined the Rangers in 2002. He was director of baseball operations added other responsibilities such as negotiating with free agents and working with player payroll. He was promoted to assistant GM in 2004.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Aggie Jokes

Aggie Jokes

  1. Did you hear that they outlawed "the wave" at Kyle Field? Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.
  2. Did you hear about the Aggie that drove his pickup into the lake? His dog drowned while he tried to get the tailgate down.
  3. Did you hear about the skeleton they just found in an old building at College Station? It was the 1938 hide and seek champion.
  4. Did you hear about the Aggie who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
  5. Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans? Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
  6. Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency? Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
  7. How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig? He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
  8. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.
  9. Two Aggie builders were working on a house. One Aggie was on a ladder nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.

    The other Aggie couldn't stand it any longer and yells up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

    The first Aggie explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

    The second Aggie got real excited and called him all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"
  10. An Aggie decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die.

    He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die.

    He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.
  11. Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
  12. An Aggie happens across a professor who is staring intently into an aquarium. The Aggie, says, "Professor, what are you doing?"

    The professor answers, "I'm attempting mental telepathy with this fish. You see, if my mind is stronger than theirs, I can control their thoughts. Umm, why don't you try it!"

    The Aggie, certain of his ability to successfully control the fish, stares into the tank for a few seconds. Then, all of the sudden, his eyes start bugging and his mouth makes a little 'o' shape like he's pushing water through his gills.