Thursday, May 22, 2008

God and Baseball

I thought I would post this over here, too. I normally leave all the Bible on my Quiet Times blog.

And Abner said to Job, "Let the young men arise...and play before us" (IISamuel 2:14)
...and the people rose up (Exodus 33.8)
...and Jehosophat was the recorder and Sheva the scribe (IISamuel 20:24-25)
...and they said unto Jephthah, "come and be our [captain]" (Judges 11:6)
...and he measured two lines (IISamuel 8:2)
...and he set bases (I Kings 7:39)
...and they stood every man in his place around the camp (Judges 7:21)
...and behold, Rebekah came forth with her pitcher (Genesis 24:45)
...Ehud the Benjamite, a man left handed (Judges 3:15)
...the children of Israel said "who shall go up for us first?" (Judges 20:18)
...seek out a man who is a skillfull player (I Samuel 16:16)
...Judah shall go up first (Judges 20:18)
...and Judah took (Judges 1:18)
...three times (Exodus 7:20)
...and it was good (Genesis 1:10)
...and Abram went down (Genesis 12:10)
...out at the base (Leviticus 4:18)
...and Moses smote (Exodus 7:20)
...and it became foul (Exodus 7:20)
...and Moses went out (Numbers 11:24)
...and none came in (Joshua 6:1)
...and there was not a man left (Joshua 8:17)
...and Miriam was shut out (Numbers 12:15)
...and the children of Benjamin went out (Judges 20:31)
...and went into the field (Numbers 22:23)
...and Aaron waved (Leviticus 9:21)
...and he looked this way and that way (Exodus 2:12)
...and he delivered up (Numbers 21:3)
...and they ran as soon as he had stretched out his hand (Joshua 8:19)
...and they fell on their faces on the ground (Judges 13:20)
...get thee up!, wherefore now art thou fallen upon thy face? (Joshua 7:10)
...for it was an error (Numbers 15:25)
...second and third (Genesis 6:16)
...and Joseph spoke (Genesis 45:3)
...concerning the error which he committed (Leviticus 5:18)
...make an atonement for thy self (Leviticus 9:7)
...thou shalt fan them (Isaiah 41:16)
...then Joseph commanded them to fill their sacks (Genesis 42:25)
...and all the people saw it and then they shouted (Leviticus 9:24)
..."who can stand before the giants?!" (Deuteronomy 9:2)
...and Aaron waved (Leviticus 9:21)
...and pitched on the other side (Numbers 21:13)
...and suffered not a man to pass (Judges 3:28)
...but the seventh (Exodus 31:15)
...Gideon smote (Judges 8:11)
...Israel at first (Jeremiah 33:7)
...and Noah went in (Genesis 7:7)
...and there ran a young man (Numbers 11:27)
...he turned and went back (Judges 26)
...unto the base (Numbers 8:4)
...Noah walked (Genesis 6:9)
...let us go and sacrafice (Exodus 5:8)
...and Moses lifted up his hand and smote with his rod (Numbers 20:11)
...the hide (Leviticus 20:4)
...a long blast (Joshua 6:5)
...outside the camp (Judges 7:17)
...for a 'omer (Exodus 16:36)
...and the men of Israel and of Judah arose and shouted! (I Samuel 17:52)

It's just too funny. Johnny Out.

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